What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Woman's rights

Women's rights.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

President Donald Trump

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

NAACP

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