why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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You idiot.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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