What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

This is not a joke or is it

Knock knock Come in

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Women's rights

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

leon harney ya pikey

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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