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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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