Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Penisland

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Membean

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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