Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Muslim athletes.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Penisland

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Your biggest fan.

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