- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Guess what? Holocaust

Psychics.

Harry Styles

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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