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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Charlotte Bobcats

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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