- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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