- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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