- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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