Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

im a dragon, no im not

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Jacob Edwards has friends

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I just can't stand sitting down!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

thumb_up thumb_down +14

knock knock who's there no one

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops