Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I pooped.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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