A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Dont look at me.

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Hi

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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