- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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