- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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