- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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