- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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