- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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