A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Penisland

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Membean

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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25

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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