a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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knock knock!! kanye west

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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