Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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