Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

heyy emit chase wazzup

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

fruit salad?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Kathy Griffin.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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