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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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