Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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raping black women

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Women's rights

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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