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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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