- Anti Joke

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

this is not an anti joke

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Dusters blow stuff.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?