- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

President Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

NAACP

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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