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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What color is red paint? Red

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A homosexual walks into a church

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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