- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Women's sports.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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