What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Penisland

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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