- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Potassium? K.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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