whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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NASCAR

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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42

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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