- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

a horse walks into a blender ow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Grammer is very important

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.