What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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