What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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