Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Woman's rights

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Women's rights.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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