- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

pickle sniffer

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What color is red paint? Red

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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