Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Jacob Edwards has friends

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

im a dragon, no im not

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I just can't stand sitting down!

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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