- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a dragon, no im not

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Cripples are lame.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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