- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Knock knock. Racism.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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