- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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