- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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