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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

knock knock get lost!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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