Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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