What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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child labor

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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