- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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