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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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