- Anti Joke

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Mullets

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

You know what's funny? Clowns.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Women's rights