- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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