Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Mullets

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Women's rights.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Woman's rights

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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