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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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