What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Psychics.

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Harry Styles

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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