- Anti Joke

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.