A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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raisin boogers

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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brainfart

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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