- Anti Joke

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra