Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Black people. They are so kind.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

I have Alzheimer. What?

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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