- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

more chocolate?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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