- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Bloody kids ...

She said no

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

fruit salad?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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