- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Women's rights.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Woman's rights

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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