- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

I killed someone today. :D

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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