These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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