Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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The Detroit Lions

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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