Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Grammer is very important

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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