Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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a man is running away

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Not a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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