Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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