How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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